The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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