Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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