i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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