i jhust puked up my retainher.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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