susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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