We're like a lot better than the average bears
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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