Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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