what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
he fucked my hip out of place.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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