She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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