I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
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