Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize