OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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