therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Randomize
