I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
