So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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