If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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