Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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