do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
You should frame my arrest warrant.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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