brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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