Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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