Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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