She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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