so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Come on in and take your pants off
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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