some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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