# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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