so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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