You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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