I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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