Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
two words...techno handjob
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
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