How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Boobs are out for the taking
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
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