hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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