I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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