Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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