If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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