were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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