Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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