Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
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