i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
