He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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