this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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