I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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