Are we in a gay sports bar?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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