oh god the rape fog is back!
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I am naked and annoyed.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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