But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You smell like stripper and shame
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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