Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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