god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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