i always forget guys have bellybuttons
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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