Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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