Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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