My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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