Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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