I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
worst night to have a conscience
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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