But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
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Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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