yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Randomize