can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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