yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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